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SAG is a Second Amendment Advocate. We believe in the God-given natural and Constitutional right of self-defense against person, property, and tyranny...

Even though this website is a fictional account, created for the sole recreational benefit of the owners of this website, the athletic and academic prestige of the original program on which this phantom school is based should not be doubted.

I\'ll be honest. This is the second straight summer we have failed to plant seeds in the backyard tillage. Persistent deer are our biggest problem. Bone laziness must be a tight second, but hope springeth eternal.

The Steel And Gristle Motorcycle Club is a fictional non-1% club set in a fictional Lovettsville, VA. Most consider as poor taste the decision to found one\'s own club as it proclaims the shunning of the rituals of respect...